Anonymous: kurootsuki who comes home drunk at 3am tHIS IS IMPORTANT

melissareblogsstuff:

  • Who was the one to propose:

probably kuroo and it probably wouldnt be anything special like just one night lying in bed together “what would you think about us getting married” and itd be cute and intimate but nothing fancy

  • Who stressed more over wedding planning:

kuroo he probably wants to show off to everyone with his perfect husband and perfect wedding

  • Who decorated the house:

tsukishima, he probably didnt want to at first but then kuroo was like ‘eh you’re right you’d probably just put dinosaurs all over the place anyway’ and tsukki had to prove him wrong

  • Who does the cooking:

kuroo

  • Who is more organized:

tsukki

  • Who suggested kids first:

honestly i dont see them having kids?? is that just me

  • Who’s the cuddler: 

tsukki

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

kuroo is the big spoon

  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: 

going to the movies (and only making out if the movie sucks)

  • Who comes home drunk at 3am:

i actually have a fic i really wanna write where kuroo and tsukki go to a party and tsukki’s never been to one with alcohol before and gets absolutely wasted and kuroo has to take the poor bastard home

  • Who kills the spiders: 

again kuroo (tsukki wont admit hes afraid but he doesnt have to jc)

  • Who falls asleep first: 

kuroo

  • A head canon: 

the first few months of their relationship consist of them going ‘but im not ur fucking boyfriend or anything’ after anything romantic at all

  • Their relationship summed up in a gif: 

image

(couldnt resist) (gif credit)

  • Do they have any “rituals”?

kuroo comes down from tokyo every weekend and tsukishima meets him at the train station. kuroo tries for some pda and tsukki refuses until they’re out of the train station, and even then, he only holds his hand until they’re in private.

  • Who has the most patience?

probably kuroo. i feel like at the beginning of their relationship anyway, tsukki would just have no idea how to be in a relationship and take dumb things personally and kuroo would have to deal w that

kimikotyan:
“ I think they are very similar..
”
sekaiichiyaoi:
“ 「posted with artist`s permission  もいさま 」
”
Anonymous: Midotaka and tsukiyama

dorkishima-deactivated20200116:

Wow, thanks! First one in a while alrighty then. Feel free to send them to me anytime Here

Midotaka

Woooooo I don’t get many requests for this certain otp, this should be fun..

  • makes the bed in the mornings: Midorima. Is it just me or does he seem like the neat type? 
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote: I feel like they would watch t.v together //cough oha asa
  • is the bigger cuddler: Midorima, I mean like he would just grab onto Takao in bed or whenever he has the chance. Then he’ll be all tsun tsun about it when Takao brings it up.
  • does the laundry: They both do, but Midorima usually has to remind Takao. 
  • mows the lawn: Takao. Definitely Takao. 
  • shops for groceries: BOTH of them. But when they can’t, then Midorima goes on his own. 
  • comes home drunk at 3am: Takao. 
  • makes breakfast: They take turns. 
  • remembers to feed the fish: Midorima. Because that dork would. 
  • decorates the apartment: Midorima~~~
  • initiates duets: Takao likes to sing a lot so he’d just randomly sing, and he’ll try to get his tsundere boyfriend to sing along, but sometimes Midorima knows the song and sings a bit. 
  • falls asleep first: Midorima and Takao thinks it’s sooo cute. 

Tsukiyama

Who can get tired of these dorks? 

  • makes the bed in the mornings: They both do, like Tsukki would take on end and Yamaguchi would take the other end and they’ll do it together <3 (the otp is too strong.) 
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote: They don’t watch T.V much, they’re more of the ‘going out’ type of couple. Or you know, spend every minute of our lives together. The t.v is mainly there for watching movies so that they can cuddle.
  • is the bigger cuddler: Yamaguchi loves to recieve and Tsukki has no problem giving. They both love to cuddle, but Tsukki is like, hardcore. He basically clings to his boyfriend. 
  • does the laundry: They take turns. 
  • mows the lawn: Tsukishima
  • shops for groceries: They try to shop together, but Yamaguchi usually shops independently when needed. 
  • comes home drunk at 3am: Tsukishima. Sometimes when they have fights Tsukishima feels like he needs some space so he leaves the house to go drinking, then comes home and says how he loves Yamaguchi and that he’s sorry. Yamaguchi, of course, can’t help but forgive him. 
  • makes breakfast: Yamaguchi tries to make breakfast as much as he can, and on rare occasions Tsukki will make breakfast. Either way, they enjoy it together,
  • remembers to feed the fish: I don’t really know why they would have fish tbh
  • decorates the apartment: Yamaguchi tries.
  • initiates duets: Woops here comes the Tsukishima singing headcanon. Anyway, I think Tsukishima would sing and Yamaguchi would listen, at times, joining in. (I totally pictured them sitting on the back porch at night, sky full of stars, Tsukki playing a guitar and-) 
  • falls asleep first: Sometimes it’s Yamaguchi, sometimes it’s Tsukishima, either way, both think it’s absolutely adorable. (Tsukishima probably has a picture of yamaguchi though.) 

Sorrynotsorry I’m obsessed with Tsukiyama and I can’t be StOPPED. 

protrashmaker:
“ im tsukkiyama trash dont look at me
”
ch.63 [TsukiYama]

ohbirds:

image

Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Artist: のりお
Pairing: Tsukishima/Yamaguchi 
Translator: Simplyfx
Typesetter: OhBirds

Read More